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« on: February 12, 2010, 11:02:37 PM »


A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God for that... I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa."

 
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« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2010, 11:24:10 PM »
I would hit it.
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« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2010, 07:46:59 PM »
lol
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« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2010, 10:11:24 PM »
I love stuffing.
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